David's Bridal
by Katharine
Ladies, I don't care if you're already married, not married, single with no desire to be married.. I demand you all go down to David's Bridal on Rte 1 and try on dresses. It is the BEST experience in the entire world. I took my good friend and bridesmaid, Jen, last weekend and we had a blast. First... our salesperson kept referring to herself in the third person. Her name was "Alla" so this what she would say... "Alla will get that for you.... Alla knows.... All will help you". It was too funny... and she was seriously ticking off Jen with her third person speak! Next... you get to wear a communal bra! YES!!!! Apparently it really offends David's Bridal personnel when you bring your own strapless contraption, and instead they make you use one of their own bras (which are of course available for sale). But on to the good stuff... trying on dresses! They have just about every style, size, color that you can dream of.. and I was trying on everything! I'll never have this chance again and while I know that I will never wear that Cinderealla gown with hoop skirt and corset top.. I sure as hell am going to be trying that baby on!! OH YEAH! To top it off... Alla kept sticking a tiara on my head. Now I ask you people.. at 31 years old.. shouldI be wearing a tiara??? The answer is no. I'm not under 24 and thus a tiara is not really an appropriate accessory for me. Never mind that of course this tiara is for sale... at $250+. Oh I do NOT think so!!! But ladies trust me.. this fun! You can spend all morning trying on gowns.. it costs no money since you don't need to buy anything that day... and you will have a good laugh over lunch with your girlfriend later! Great way to spend a Saturday morning! Oh.. and bonus points if you decide to horrify your saleswoman by telling her you'll be bringing back your fiancee for the final decision! ;-)
Ladies, I don't care if you're already married, not married, single with no desire to be married.. I demand you all go down to David's Bridal on Rte 1 and try on dresses. It is the BEST experience in the entire world. I took my good friend and bridesmaid, Jen, last weekend and we had a blast. First... our salesperson kept referring to herself in the third person. Her name was "Alla" so this what she would say... "Alla will get that for you.... Alla knows.... All will help you". It was too funny... and she was seriously ticking off Jen with her third person speak! Next... you get to wear a communal bra! YES!!!! Apparently it really offends David's Bridal personnel when you bring your own strapless contraption, and instead they make you use one of their own bras (which are of course available for sale). But on to the good stuff... trying on dresses! They have just about every style, size, color that you can dream of.. and I was trying on everything! I'll never have this chance again and while I know that I will never wear that Cinderealla gown with hoop skirt and corset top.. I sure as hell am going to be trying that baby on!! OH YEAH! To top it off... Alla kept sticking a tiara on my head. Now I ask you people.. at 31 years old.. shouldI be wearing a tiara??? The answer is no. I'm not under 24 and thus a tiara is not really an appropriate accessory for me. Never mind that of course this tiara is for sale... at $250+. Oh I do NOT think so!!! But ladies trust me.. this fun! You can spend all morning trying on gowns.. it costs no money since you don't need to buy anything that day... and you will have a good laugh over lunch with your girlfriend later! Great way to spend a Saturday morning! Oh.. and bonus points if you decide to horrify your saleswoman by telling her you'll be bringing back your fiancee for the final decision! ;-)
posted by Katharine at 8:59 AM
6 Comments:
You're 31???!!! Holy shit...I had no idea!
;-)
And no more jokes about age, either. You thought maybe she was 16?
I was hoping at least 18. Remember, you need to keep it over 31 mister!
Katharine:
We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing, if you really liked him.
weinertoons:
Mess with me, will you? And it's Mr Darcy to you.
HAHA...remember, MISTER Darcy...I can delete any post I want! I have the power!
The "OVER 31" comes from Katharine...but of course, you already know that.
Ok katharine, you are on, we are so going next time... Can I bring a camera?
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