Peanut Butter...Toast Crunch
You call it an obsession if you want to...but this is what my cereal cabinet looks like right now: 
RIGHT NOW...It's filled to the brim with the tasty goodness of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch. Don't confuse this with that sucky Cinnamon Toast Crunch...it's definitely not that. The horror when I discovered that they were discontinuing the Peanut Butter Toast line and then I saw Katharine pour some into a bowl...she had almost as yummy but not quite, Cheerios in the same cabinet, but into a bowl went those little peanut buttery nuggets that would soon be off supermarket shelves for good. No wonder I've been having trouble sleeping.
RIGHT NOW...It's filled to the brim with the tasty goodness of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch. Don't confuse this with that sucky Cinnamon Toast Crunch...it's definitely not that. The horror when I discovered that they were discontinuing the Peanut Butter Toast line and then I saw Katharine pour some into a bowl...she had almost as yummy but not quite, Cheerios in the same cabinet, but into a bowl went those little peanut buttery nuggets that would soon be off supermarket shelves for good. No wonder I've been having trouble sleeping.
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 1:30 PM
5 Comments:
Am I to understand that with a cupboard crammed full of Peanut Butter Toast Crunch (and BTW, what's with having a cereal cabinet? How come no tuna fish cabinet?), you would begrudge sweet Katharine even one bowl of the stuff? If you have trouble sleeping at night, could it be your conscience telling you to share and share alike?
See the post above...I'm not so bad...except when it comes to my Peanut Butter Toast Crunch.
:-P
I'll be sleeping just fine on my new mattress next Saturday!!
Nahhhh.... it's your conscience telling you to switch to Grape Nuts. (Yum, Grape Nuts..... the good for you, oh-so-tasty cereal that's not in jeopardy of being discontinued!)
Grapenuts really should be discontinued...you could put an eye out with a Grape Nut.
"you could put an eye out with a Grape Nut." I appear to have entered The Cycling Sketch from Episode 10 of "Monty Python's Flying Circus." For those whose memory is just a bit hazy, Mr. Picher is on a cycling tour, in which he keeps damaging his food (to say nothing of himself) in various accidents. He then meets Mr. Gulliver, who has invented a self ejecting tomato in the interests of safer food (before becoming Leon Trotsky).
Or perhaps you were thinking of the sketch in which men were taught to defend themselves when attacked by fruit.
Or perhaps I'm just being silly. Nah!
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