There's No Jelly in Jellybeans
What's IN a jellybean? I have the ingredients in front of me...and JELLY is not an ingredient. Lots of starches and juices and sugar...tons of sugar. Did you know that there is CAFFEINE in jellybeans???? I didn't know this until RIGHT NOW! No wonder they're so damn addictive. Oh yes, they're addictive! You know how I know that they're addictive? I'll show you. This is a 4 lb. container of jellybeans...I've only had it in my office for a few weeks and look at it.
Three weeks ago, this was FULL! And now...it's nothing...pretty empty. Actually as I sat here typing...I pretty much polished off the rest. I had help, I assure you...if you helped finish off this container...you know who you are...and now you know why you were so damn awake afterwards. CAFFEINE! There should be a warning label on jellybeans damn it. But now they're gone...no more jelly-less beans. That makes me sad. I must make another run to Costco!
Three weeks ago, this was FULL! And now...it's nothing...pretty empty. Actually as I sat here typing...I pretty much polished off the rest. I had help, I assure you...if you helped finish off this container...you know who you are...and now you know why you were so damn awake afterwards. CAFFEINE! There should be a warning label on jellybeans damn it. But now they're gone...no more jelly-less beans. That makes me sad. I must make another run to Costco!
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 3:26 PM
2 Comments:
Because you have read the ingredient label I have to ask. Are jelly beans made with gelatin? Mmmm nothing like ground up horse hooves and cartiledge mixed with sugar and food coloring (jello).
Ohhhh....too late...the container is already in the trash and is most likely taking up space in a landfill! I think I looked for gelatin and didn't see it on the list. Can't remember for sure, so fortunately...it's still a mystery.
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