Rockin' New Years Eve

How did you spend New Years Eve? Katharine and I stayed in, had some really good seafood takeout, and watched a bit of New Years Rockin' Eve. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve...but where was Dick Clark? Apparently, last year...Dick Clark had a pretty bad stroke and was absent from Rockin' Eve for the first time in 34 years...replaced by Ryan Seacrest. I don't know who made that piss poor programming choice...but Ryan Seacreast? Ryan spent the night looking for dick...oh...I should capitalize that...Dick. Around 1130pm, Mr. Clark came on screen and was a bit painful to watch...it sucks for him and I applaud him for coming back to the show this year...but you all know it was uncomfortable watching him. You had to feel bad. Anyway...it was a good night for...Dick. While he was making out with some unknown woman at the stroke of midnight...Ryan Seacrest was TALKING about making out with Mariah Carey. He mentioned it once or twice...the camera switched to Dick and his woman...and then back to Ryan who claimed to have locked lips with Mariah. Yeah, right...or maybe it's true...Mariah isn't looking so good, but who's going to tell her. Nobody in Mariah's camp is going to say..."yo, Mariah...that dress is a little small for you...I know it fit last year, but not so much anymore". Nobody is telling Mariah the truth...except me I guess...oh, and Katharine...but Mariah doesn't give a shit what we think...she's rich. So, it's Happy New Year time...it's 2006, and I hope you all have a great one!