There's No Cheese in Cheesecake

OK...maybe there is...the truth is, I don't really know how they make cheesecake and I don't care. Went to the Cheesecake factory for dinner Saturday night and it was quite an adventure. We called for an early dinner...3pm. I estimated that there wouldn't be a crowd at 3pm, and for once...ask Katharine because she was psyched...I was wrong. An 80 minute wait...that's an hour and twenty minutes in case you don't care to figure it out. Typically I won't wait that long to be seated in a restaurant, but we were there...I personally had checked the menu earlier in the day and I was looking forward to the meal I was about to order. So we were finally seated...our order was taken...and then...{BOOP}{BOOP}{BOOP}...all the lights came on...{BOOP}{BOOP}{BOOP} the alarm blared...the music stopped. The ambience was gone, the fire alarm blasted an unpleasant noise...nobody moved. Not a person got up to escape the blaze that none of us could see. Was anyone really going to escape the building when they waited 80 minutes to sit in the first place? I don't think so. The restaurant continued to seat people, people continued to eat, and we continued to wait for bread that never arrived. Maybe that's what burned.