Give Me Back My Change!
OK, I know it's first thing in the morning, but I have to bitch about something that's happened to me twice this week. Picture this...you walk into Dunkin' Donuts, you purchase a medium coffee for $1.77. That's it...just a coffee. The cashier rings you up and tosses your change in the tip jar. What the fuck!!?? That's MY 23 cents and I fucking want it back right now. NOW! Give me back my change! This morning, the guy says..."I thought you walked away." Nope...right here. Standing in front of you. Maybe it's time to get that eyeglass prescription checked...except he wasn't wearing glasses. I just shook my head and walked away, but the next time I think about throwing a dollar in that tip jar, I'll save it for a comic book.

6 Comments:
Don't these people know we're saving for a wedding?? Tell them we need that change!!! Bastards!
That's a pretty skanky and presumptuous thing to do. And did he really think that you were naive enough to believe him when he said that he didn't see you? I've been full of spite and vengeance today. Verizon won't give a damn, but I feel better.
Here's a link: WWW.http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Verizon-Cycling-Jersey-Shirt-Lg-never-worn-comes-w_W0QQitemZ7216617672QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Heya Jeff. I will sign my name, but I will give you 1 million Turkish Lira if you can figure out who I am 8)
Dan Sullivan
Dan, I'm guessing 1 million Turkish Lira isn't worth a heck of a lot...maybe a dollar. I believe I went to High School with a Dan Sullivan and if you're not him, then you've got me.
Well then, you have an excellent memory, yes, that's me.
Funny stuff on this page, were you this talented in high school?
And, apparently the New Turkish Lira worth lots more than the old. Old Turkish Lira, a million was worth about $4. Now, a million New Turkish Lira is worth about $750,000.... I better starting working
Woo Hoo! It's almost like I hit the lottery...but not really.
I like to think it's talent...sometimes I think up something funny...sometimes not so much. It's really just based on a lot of observation with a lot of exaggeration thrown in. In high school I think I focused on stick figures and action...I'd have to say that the talent in high school was very little.
PS. Send me my money. :-P
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