I Love Macs...And Other Tales That Will Confuse You
For years, I've avoided using Macs. Many people have tried to convince me to "Switch", but I wasn't falling for it. I wasn't falling for it, that is, until I started using an iPod. I'll be clear...you don't need a Mac to use an iPod and a PC even has some features in it's version of iTunes that the Mac version doesn't have. I wasn't forced to use the Mac. My guess is; the iPod carries with it, some sort of Apple voodoo. You get the iPod in your hands and it starts to control your mind.
"Update that Mac you haven't used in 6 months and see how it goes. It's time to REALLY learn how to use it"
I installed everything...all the crap that I use on a PC and then some. Then some = Widgets. Widgets, in case you haven't been fortunate enough to discover this, give you a crapload of functionality using the Dashboard...for crying out loud...just get a Mac and install the frikkin OS. Why am I telling you all this?
I know what some of you are thinking...the goatee goes away and all of a sudden Jeff likes Macs. Years and years of hate, and now he's pushing what he once considered the evil operating system. You're thinking I'm some other Jeff from a Mirror Universe. If you're thinking that way...you're just enough of a geek to own a Mac. And I mean that in a good way...for once!
P.S. Don't confuse this for a love of the Unix Monster that lives beneath the Mac OS...that will ALWAYS suck.
"Update that Mac you haven't used in 6 months and see how it goes. It's time to REALLY learn how to use it"
I installed everything...all the crap that I use on a PC and then some. Then some = Widgets. Widgets, in case you haven't been fortunate enough to discover this, give you a crapload of functionality using the Dashboard...for crying out loud...just get a Mac and install the frikkin OS. Why am I telling you all this?
I know what some of you are thinking...the goatee goes away and all of a sudden Jeff likes Macs. Years and years of hate, and now he's pushing what he once considered the evil operating system. You're thinking I'm some other Jeff from a Mirror Universe. If you're thinking that way...you're just enough of a geek to own a Mac. And I mean that in a good way...for once!
P.S. Don't confuse this for a love of the Unix Monster that lives beneath the Mac OS...that will ALWAYS suck.
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 9:07 PM
2 Comments:
i had really been doubtful of this whole "coming of end times/armageddon" thing...
but now...
yeah. thanks a lot, jeff. >_<
(i'm not sayin' the end of the world is your fault - you just helped it along.)
at least
"... we will all bake together when we bake
there'll be nobody present at the wake
with complete participation
in that grand incineration
nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak"
have fun with your mac, commie-god-o-biscuits.
d^_^b
Come on...you know how much I hated Macs before...just try it...I DARE you.
;-)
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