Set For Life, My Ass...
I don't play the lottery very often...only when the jackpot is HUGE! When I do play...I expect to win. I don't expect to win every time...I only expect to win big once and that hasn't happened yet. I expected a game called "Set for Life" to payoff.
The first time I ever bought a $10 scratch ticket. EVER. I scratched my numbers. I scratched the winning numbers. I got a 2, my number was 12. I got a 19, my number was 9. You get the idea. I was pretty excited when I scratched off one of the prizes and it said "1 MIL"...I've never seen "1 MIL" on a scratch ticket. I didn't win "1 MIL"...if I did, I wouldn't be posting today...I'd be out having lobster and buyng new furniture! I didn't even win a dollar. Fuck $10 scratch tickets.
The first time I ever bought a $10 scratch ticket. EVER. I scratched my numbers. I scratched the winning numbers. I got a 2, my number was 12. I got a 19, my number was 9. You get the idea. I was pretty excited when I scratched off one of the prizes and it said "1 MIL"...I've never seen "1 MIL" on a scratch ticket. I didn't win "1 MIL"...if I did, I wouldn't be posting today...I'd be out having lobster and buyng new furniture! I didn't even win a dollar. Fuck $10 scratch tickets.
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 8:52 PM
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I went in to a restaurant bar, they just got keno and scratch ticket machine. I bought one ten dollar 'set for life' and hit for $500.00. That's what they call gambling.
oh sure...rub it in. GAMBLING is when you go to Foxwoods and spend your car at the roulette wheel. Scratch tickets are a great way for the state to rake in the dough and tax the hell out of it.
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