New TV Season Proves Current TiVO is not Sufficient

It's September again and the new TV season is here...pretty much anyway. The new shows are on and the returning shows are waiting until October when the new shows are old. Half of you think that TV is a waste of time...a mindless activity, but not really. It's a brain exercise trying to remember when everything good is on and what shows conflict with what other shows. TiVO was supposed to free my brain from such activities so I could do other things, but unfortunately, my single tuner TiVO unit cannot keep up with the demand. Since it can only record one thing at a time because it's lazy, I have to remember when OTHER shows are on at the same time...maybe something Katharine likes when I'm recording LOST or something I like when she's recording Bones and CSI. I could get the dual tuner TiVO but that doesn't come with a DVD recorder so I can save all the shows until they come out on DVD. Holy shit...now I sound like an addict. Ah well...it could be worse. I could like sports...ask Katharine which she prefers.