Katharine's Leaving Me
It's true...it was only a matter of time really. It only took her a month to realize that she had to get away. Katharine decided that it was finally time to go out for her bachelorette party in Vega$! For a WHOLE WEEKEND. I know what you're all thinking. First thing everyone thinks of when they hear Vegas. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"...blah blah blah...and all that. But what happens in Vegas also happens in Boston while it's happening in Vegas so be careful. For example...I know, when I'm replacing the door at home, Katharine will be locked out of her hotel room and trying to kick the door down. When I'm rebuilding the brick wall outside...stacking bricks, Katharine will be stacking chips. When I'm feeding Monty, and I suppose Lily has to eat too...and the fish...damn it...I hadn't considered all my weekend chores until now.
If you read this far, you've probably guessed that Katharine is coming back after Vegas...as far as I know anyway. If for no other reason, she probably doesn't trust me to keep the animals alive. So any of you that were fooled by the title "Katharine is Leaving Me"...well, that's foolish isn't it? But I suppose stranger things have happened. Consider that I'd probably write about that too.
If you read this far, you've probably guessed that Katharine is coming back after Vegas...as far as I know anyway. If for no other reason, she probably doesn't trust me to keep the animals alive. So any of you that were fooled by the title "Katharine is Leaving Me"...well, that's foolish isn't it? But I suppose stranger things have happened. Consider that I'd probably write about that too.
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 8:07 AM
7 Comments:
That was really funny!
-Kristen
VEGAS BABY!!!! YEAH!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently Vegas is good for quickie divorces as well as quickie marriages. My Dad once had to sit in between a couple on a to Vegas to get divorced. He said that it was his most awkward and uncomfortable flying experience ever.
Verrrry funny
Let me guess: you want me to have a heart attack, so you can get your hands on my books.
No, wait! I get it now. But if you want your DVDs back, why not ask for your DVDs back? Why wait until I'm in the ICU to slip in and take back your copy of Amelie (which by the way I enjoyed very much)?
And the thought of Katharine in Vegas is too much for rational minds to encompass. With or without Karen.
Mr Darcy aka Dad....Hey, Jeff and I saw "Little Miss Sunshine" and we LOVED IT!! It was sooo funny, not what I expected at all. If I have a little girl I am totally naming her "Olive"!!!! YES!!!
And so glad you liked "Amelie".. it's one of my favorite movies!!
Maybe Karen and I will get matching tattoos?? ;-)
Ohhh...matching tattoos that say "I love my sister"...that would be great...and expensive when it comes time to have them removed!
Hey Hope, I think we'd both have to be there for the quickie divorce and I don't like to fly so I guess Katharine's stuck with me for a while.
;-)
Good thing everyone knows we're kidding. You do know, right?
Kidding? Kidding!!
Do you mean that I got my daughters rock! tattoo for nothing?
Oh, well, my biceps is now totally kewl. Makes up for not being the number one Proust scholar.
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