William Shatner's Club Likes to Send Me Free Shit

Remember when I told you that I signed up for the William Shatner DVD Club and you thought I was crazy? Then remember when I told you that they weren't sending me DVDs and you thought they were dumb? Then they sent me a refund for the whole damn thing and cancelled my subscription and you thought you'd never hear about them from me again? Well, here's a little something I received a couple of days ago in the mail.

That's right. The William Shatner DVD Club decided it should now send me DVDs for FREE. I'm no longer a member. I wasn't getting them while I was a member, but now that I'm not...special delivery. You'll be surprised to know that I've contacted them to let them know of their error. They were nice enough to send my money back months ago and I've returned that niceity by sending them an email. Maybe they thought I was mocking them...bragging that I was somehow able to get one of their precious DVDs. The Precious...it's making me stronger, but surprisingly less angry. They never responded to my message and to that I say...fuck it...more free DVDs for me. Maybe it's karma making things right for all my frustrations with them or maybe that's just me watching too much "My Name is Earl".