If I Was a Car Stealer...

I could have had 3 new cars with my morning coffee this morning. You know how it is...stop at Dunkin Donuts for my morning pick-me-up, and there they are, tempting me...polluting the air...just asking to be taken. A Ford Taurus, a Scion tC, and a Mercury Capri...all with the keys in them and the engines running. Oh...and all the doors were open...not unlocked, but cracked open. Obviously, I didn't taken them, but I COULD have. In some neighborhoods, those cars would have been gone, chopped up, and sold for scraps. How about that?