New Years Resolutions (2007 Edition)
Years ago, I said here in this very space (which I'll call MYSpace, even though it's not MySpace) that I don't make New Year's Resolutions. What's the point? Most people disappoint themselves on day 1 of the New Year. The most common resolutions...lose weight, exercise, quit smoking...blah blah blah.
I'll admit it publicly today...I hate exercise. I've started my own exercise regiment called XBOXercise. It's going to be all the rage...everyone will be doing it. I've been doing this for a couple of months now and my thumbs feel GREAT! How can I feel good about this, you ask? When I play certain games...it's actually me...or it looks like me which fools me into thinking that it is actually helpful! Hell, last night I won the World Wrestling Championship Belt and made the rank of Specialist on the same night!
Resolution #1 - More XBOXercise.
Resolution #2 - Convince Katharine that my TV shows are the best and that she should be watching them all. She used to watch Lost...what happened to that?
Resolution #3 - More pizza. Less of other crappy foods, but more pizza.
Resolution #4 - Sell my cartoons...make a crapload of money and use it to draw more cartoons.
Resolution #5 - No more shitty movies...like The Descent...crazy albino bat people. Not that there's anything wrong with albino bat people...it's all in the way they're portrayed.
Resolution #6 - Finish some of the twenty friggin projects I started in 2006...2005...and 2004. PLUS, I got new projects for Christmas so I need to work on those too.
and finally Resolution #7 - Did I already say "Buy more DVDs"? Probably not, but it's not necessary to say that. That's right next to Katharine's #7 resoltution of 2007..."Buy More Shoes". Same addiction and that's going to make 2007 a Happy New Year.
Did you make any resolutions?
I'll admit it publicly today...I hate exercise. I've started my own exercise regiment called XBOXercise. It's going to be all the rage...everyone will be doing it. I've been doing this for a couple of months now and my thumbs feel GREAT! How can I feel good about this, you ask? When I play certain games...it's actually me...or it looks like me which fools me into thinking that it is actually helpful! Hell, last night I won the World Wrestling Championship Belt and made the rank of Specialist on the same night!
Resolution #1 - More XBOXercise.
Resolution #2 - Convince Katharine that my TV shows are the best and that she should be watching them all. She used to watch Lost...what happened to that?
Resolution #3 - More pizza. Less of other crappy foods, but more pizza.
Resolution #4 - Sell my cartoons...make a crapload of money and use it to draw more cartoons.
Resolution #5 - No more shitty movies...like The Descent...crazy albino bat people. Not that there's anything wrong with albino bat people...it's all in the way they're portrayed.
Resolution #6 - Finish some of the twenty friggin projects I started in 2006...2005...and 2004. PLUS, I got new projects for Christmas so I need to work on those too.
and finally Resolution #7 - Did I already say "Buy more DVDs"? Probably not, but it's not necessary to say that. That's right next to Katharine's #7 resoltution of 2007..."Buy More Shoes". Same addiction and that's going to make 2007 a Happy New Year.
Did you make any resolutions?
posted by Jeff - WeinerToons at 4:02 PM
1 Comments:
Do you watch the HBO series, Entourage? If not, you should. It's quite funny and well-written. AND, in one of the most recent episodes, Turtle (one of the main guys) plays in the World XBoxing Competition, or whatever you call it. He gets the crap beaten out of him by a little kid!
-Kristen
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