You Thought it Would Be Cool to Be on Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC is once again airing their "To Catch a Predator" series...where they use Internet chat rooms to setup a bunch of idiots...I mean guys...to meet underage girls for...whatever strange things they seem to think of. Each scene starts with a transcript of the chat and ends apropriately with the men being thrown to the ground by the police, crying like babies that they've never done this before and they're sorry. Oh...and my personal favorite..."I was just here to make sure nothing happened...to make sure she was safe". Give me a f*cking break; you drove 4 hours to some strangers house with completely honorable intentions and you brought condoms and beer. My second favorite..."I knew Dateline was going to be here". WHAT?! You've seen the show, you suspected it was a setup and you still showed up?! It is always men too...women don't seem to do this.

So...let's say you find yourself walking into a strangers house and Chris Hanson steps into the room to tell you that you're on Dateline NBC (hopefully this is not happening to anyone I know or anyone here for obvious reasons)...how should you handle yourself? Here are some things you should NEVER do (and sadly, I'm not making this shit up):

1. DON'T GO in the first place. Don't chat with someone who tells you they're underage, don't send them pictures of yourself with or without clothes...just DON'T.

2. See #1

3. If you've made it this far, you deserve what you get, which in the case of last night's show, was a tazer to the chest. Bzzzt. Well deserved. Any questions?

Check it out...everyone should know what's out there.