How Can I NOT Post This?

This must be my lucky month! Last week, I needed $149,000 to buy myself the original Knight Rider car (which none of you sent me by the way...cheap bastards). Then...well...then I got a pie in my face, but let's skip that for now. And now, for sale on Ebay for only $11,000, is a life-sized replica of Jabba the Hutt that I could put in the backyard and decorate for the holidays!

This is like that time Katharine wanted the giant shark replica from the Finding Nemo movie. Look at it...it's ONLY $11,000. So, to make sure we're all on the same page. For $160,000, I could have two really cool items and never want for anything again. OK...so maybe I've said that time and time again, but this time I mean it. No, seriously...well, at least until the next great DVD set is released.