My Real Life is SO Much Better Than My SIMS2 Life - A Valentines Day Post

My real life (RL) is SO much better than my SIMS2 life (SL) and here's why:

- In RL, I can eat, drink, and feed myself without being told. In SL...I can only point to my mouth and speak in gibberish when I'm hungry.

- In RL, I can still crawl into bed when there is a nightstand in my way. In SL, I just jump up and down until someone moves it.

- In RL, I don't have a maid. In SL, I have a maid that usually doesn't clean up after me leaving a pile of fly infested dishes all over the house which I get sick when I eat from it. Duh. In RL, I'm too smart to eat from it.

- In SL, my SIMS wife wants to "Woo Hoo" in the public hot tub with 3 DIFFERENT SIMS that aren't me....wait a second...seriously? Is that what it says in the WANTS section or my SIMS mind? I thought this was a family game, but that's exactly what I'm expected to do to make my SIMS wife happy. I guess I should expect no less since that's how my SIMS guy and girl met in the first place. Was that before or after my SIMS house caught fire, killed my SIMS girlfriend, and then she haunted me to death so I had to start all over.

The crazy games we play for fun. Seriously...this is all true. Thank you Katharine for being a WAY better wife than my SIMS wife on Valentines Day.