Is It Really Protection?

I have finally gotten around to posting this...it's been sitting in my mind for a few days now, but I've had no computer to type it into...not one at home anyway because I've now rebuilt two laptops and merged them into one. So what does this have to do with protection? Well here it is...feel free to laugh...and poke some fun.

If you're having sex, and you have a condom on...one would call that "protection". Just go with me here...I promise, it has a point. If you install anti-virus software on your computer...it's said that you've installed virus "protection". So why is it, that virus protection never seems to protect you from viruses...it only tells you that you have one and says that there's nothing it can do about it. My point here is...if condoms protected like virus protection, there would be a crapload of unwanted kids running around.

I imagine it would go something like this:

Condom: I detect fertile sperm, but I can't stop it. But if i don't stop it, I'm not doing my job. Wait...there are thousands of those little bastards coming my way and there's nothing I can do. Shit. Damn it...one got through. But you were using PROTECTION.

So yeah, you get my point. They should not call it virus "protection"...they should call it virus "detection"...so you know you're pretty much f*cked and you have to figure out how to deal with it as opposed to being in happy land and surfing the Internet with a total feeling of freedom. Am I a little annoyed? Well, yes I am...thanks for noticing. Virus protection...MEH.