What Mad Scientist Came Up With This Idea?
I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked into the Shaws Supermarket near my house and saw this abomination of nature sitting in the produce section
Whose Idea was this? Was there some mad scientist with nothing to do...decided that building Frankenstein might be a bad idea and said to himself, "Self - I think you should f*ck with nature and create fruit that tastes like something it's not". Seriously, I think someone was bored. And if you're the guy (or girl) that invented this monstrosity...this isn't personal. I didn't even try the GRAPPLE...it could be delicious and I wish you all the best on selling your product. Maybe this writing has given it just the attention it needed to make someone curious enough to taste it. And if you do...I want to know what happens!

Whose Idea was this? Was there some mad scientist with nothing to do...decided that building Frankenstein might be a bad idea and said to himself, "Self - I think you should f*ck with nature and create fruit that tastes like something it's not". Seriously, I think someone was bored. And if you're the guy (or girl) that invented this monstrosity...this isn't personal. I didn't even try the GRAPPLE...it could be delicious and I wish you all the best on selling your product. Maybe this writing has given it just the attention it needed to make someone curious enough to taste it. And if you do...I want to know what happens!

1 Comments:
I have tried these years ago...they are AWESOME!
I buy them every once in a while for a different taste...and grapes can be really expensive this time of the year
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