I'm Just a Little Bit Like a Girl Today and I Have to Share Because It's Pretty Much Funny

I shouldn't be sharing this with you, but why would I stop now? This is an intimate setting afterall. Anything amusing is worth sharing...even if it's a little embarassing. OK...ESPECIALLY when it's a little embarassing. After 3 1/2 long months, I finally took my wings and went to get a haircut. When I say that my hair was long, I'm referring to most of it...there's still that one section that refuses to sprout new folicles.

Anyway, the haircut is not the story. After the haricut, my hairstylist (seriously...not much I can do to style it), suggested that I might like my eyebrows trimmed. Sure, I've had the occasional crazy eyebrow experience and have trimmed accordinly, but this was a professional. So I agreed and proceeded to the back room of the establishment where she promised me that she would not be shaping my brow (thankfully). She snipped here...and trimmed there...and then she proceeded to drip a small amount of hot wax between the brows and rip it off to remove any stray hairlets that I may have missed over the last 35.9 years. Don't get me wrong...it looks great...and natural...but let's just say for the sake of argument that I will not be waxing any other body parts EVER as it stung just a little bit for a good 15 minutes. I can't imagine waxing elsewhere and you can all stop thinking about it right now as well.

So there you have it. Leave your jokes at the door because I've heard them all already...I was like a girl today and got my eyebrows waxed...blah, blah, blah. I couldn't not share this with the WORLD and now that I have, I may as well go paint my nails.

My Real Life is SO Much Better Than My SIMS2 Life - A Valentines Day Post

My real life (RL) is SO much better than my SIMS2 life (SL) and here's why:

- In RL, I can eat, drink, and feed myself without being told. In SL...I can only point to my mouth and speak in gibberish when I'm hungry.

- In RL, I can still crawl into bed when there is a nightstand in my way. In SL, I just jump up and down until someone moves it.

- In RL, I don't have a maid. In SL, I have a maid that usually doesn't clean up after me leaving a pile of fly infested dishes all over the house which I get sick when I eat from it. Duh. In RL, I'm too smart to eat from it.

- In SL, my SIMS wife wants to "Woo Hoo" in the public hot tub with 3 DIFFERENT SIMS that aren't me....wait a second...seriously? Is that what it says in the WANTS section or my SIMS mind? I thought this was a family game, but that's exactly what I'm expected to do to make my SIMS wife happy. I guess I should expect no less since that's how my SIMS guy and girl met in the first place. Was that before or after my SIMS house caught fire, killed my SIMS girlfriend, and then she haunted me to death so I had to start all over.

The crazy games we play for fun. Seriously...this is all true. Thank you Katharine for being a WAY better wife than my SIMS wife on Valentines Day.